The Blue Motorcycle
Oh my goodness, I needed to start this post and write it as fast as humanly possible before I wound up face down on the keyboard with no recollection of whether I liked it or not. I tried listening to Jon ramble on about the Ghost Rider, the generic concept of the demonic possession that gave people the powers that came with the Spirit of Vengeance, and how there was some guy named Danny Ketch with blue flames instead of orange because he was possessed by an angel instead of a demon, but frankly all I really got out of it was "blue" and "motorcycle"... and honestly? That's all I needed. Here's a recipe.
I ended up with a pint glass full of very blue liquid of which I was very skeptical. I was mostly excited about the fact that someone took pity on my cocktail-making abilities and bought me a jigger for Christmas, so I felt like a scientist in a superhero movie measuring stuff in a lab. I did register, however, that this cocktail has 7.5 ounces of hard liquor, so yeah, I won’t be driving anywhere for the rest of 2020...
My verdict: If we’re allowed to go anywhere for Spring Break 2021, here’s your beverage. It’s probably $10 at your chosen destination, and you can nurse it all night. Palatable enough in an I’m-never-doing-that-again kind of way. Bye-bye 2020!